Thursday, September 30, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
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Saturday, September 25, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
What's This Sound?
That was the sound of me falling on the ground from laughing so hard after reading the article, "Carter Declares His Superiority to Other Presidents."
You can read the other article HERE.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Steve Jobs and Apple Don't Care about Education
A couple interesting tidbits that I gleaned from what Steve Jobs said (that will make sense after you read the article):
- Apple has 300 million customers, so they don't really care about 1.
- Surprising that Apple's PR department ONLY have time to help people with problems. I'm just sayin'.
- The young woman has a much more interesting article to write now.
- The young woman sent the email from a Blackberry. She probably should have used an iPad.
- The young woman's attitude leaves a lot to be desired.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
How Rich are You?
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Growing Up In New York
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Not All Calories Count!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.
3. When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same amount.
4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten whole), and Haagen-Dazs ice cream.
5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one’s personal fuel. This includes (but is not limited to) Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.
7. If you eat the food off someone else’s plate, it doesn’t count.
8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of Santa.
10. Dessert you didn't order doesn't have any calories (so, have your companion order dessert and then go ahead and eat half of it).
11. Food you eat while cooking has no calories (e.g., cookie dough)