Monday, May 18, 2020

How to Make Everyone Think You're a Millionaire

I have a cup that I dump my pocket full of change in when I get home.  I've been using the same cup for many years, but since I so rarely use cash, the cup is not as big as you may expect.

Due to coronavirus boredom, Elizabeth begged to count the change in the cup.  I quickly agreed.

When Elizabeth finished, she brought the cup back to me and said, "Pro tip, dad.  Keep the pennies at the bottom so people only see the quarters, nickels and dimes. People will think you're a millionaire!!!"