Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

What's This Sound?

Hahahahahaha...thud...hahahaha.

That was the sound of me falling on the ground from laughing so hard after reading the article, "Carter Declares His Superiority to Other Presidents."

You can read the other article HERE.

I'm kissing my doll. Really, I am.

Monday, September 20, 2010

A toy in each hand...life is good

Steve Jobs and Apple Don't Care about Education

So, to be clear, the goals of Apple and Steve Jobs do NOT involve helping students earn goods grades. Read Steve Jobs explain it HERE.

A couple interesting tidbits that I gleaned from what Steve Jobs said (that will make sense after you read the article):
  • Apple has 300 million customers, so they don't really care about 1.
  • Surprising that Apple's PR department ONLY have time to help people with problems. I'm just sayin'.
  • The young woman has a much more interesting article to write now.
  • The young woman sent the email from a Blackberry. She probably should have used an iPad.
  • The young woman's attitude leaves a lot to be desired.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

How Rich are You?

Maybe you gaze enviously at the lists of the richest people in world wondering what it would be like to have that kind of cash. But where would you sit on one of those lists? Here's your chance to find out. You are probably richer than you think. Click HERE to find out.

Playin' on the swing and showin' off my bottom teeth.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Now I'm asleep

Growing Up In New York

One of Katie's friends is a little boy who is a bit older than she is - he's a little over two years old. The little boy has, much to his mother's dismay, learned a rather unique trick. The kid hails taxis by himself. When the little boy and his mother are out walking and he gets tired, the little boy walks over to the edge of the sidewalk, looks into oncoming traffic, and throws his left hand in the air. This kid's mother says taxis are constantly stopping for her son, and she needs to explain to drivers that, no, her kid didn't just hire them.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Not All Calories Count!

1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.

3. When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same amount.

4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten whole), and Haagen-Dazs ice cream.

5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one’s personal fuel. This includes (but is not limited to) Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.

6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.

7. If you eat the food off someone else’s plate, it doesn’t count.

8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.

9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of Santa.

10. Dessert you didn't order doesn't have any calories (so, have your companion order dessert and then go ahead and eat half of it).

11. Food you eat while cooking has no calories (e.g., cookie dough)

This past weekend, Katie had a picnic with her parents in Bryant Park.