Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Times Square Memo
Please, get out of my backyard.
Love,
A Frustrated Times Square Resident
P.S. Seriously, we love you tourists - you're what make this neighborhood special. But, please, develop some manners.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
What I Got for Christmas

Here is another one:

One Atheist's View of a Gideon
Monday, December 22, 2008
It's a Cold, Cold World

Saturday afternoon Wife and I enjoyed playing in the snow and ice at Central Park (along with a few thousand of our closest friends).
On Sunday morning, we walked to church in the snow. But something happened while we were at church - it rained. The rain managed to melt a good portion of the fluffy white stuff. Fortunately, our apartment overlooks a garden, which remains covered with snow, so Wife continues to live in bliss.
The weather has now turned even colder. This morning, we walked to work with the thermometer reading in single digits. Wife is thrilled that the cold weather is putting a layer of ice over her precious snow to "preserve the pretty."
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!

I know that there are many of you reading this blog right now thinking I am a fool - you are yelling at the computer or shaking your head in disbelief. But I cannot help it. I love snow. There is just something about it that makes me so happy. Maybe it reminds me of my days as a kid building snowmen, sliding down the big steep hills or building snow angels. I am sure that if I had to drive in the white fluff, my opinions would change rather drastically.
The only negativity about snow, when you live in Manhattan, is the day after when the snow has been pushed up against the sidewalk ledges and you have to cross a major street (my mind turns to 42nd) leaving you to step in a huge, yucky puddle of slush.
It finally began to feel like Christmas on Tuesday when we received our first few flakes. My coworkers know (and do not quite understand) my love of snow and my eager anticipation for the first snow. All of Tuesday morning, I was getting teased that it was snowing, but when I looked out the window there was nothing but an air conditioner. At approximately 12:30, I had to go see our CFO and as I walked out I heard “the boys” (as I’ve affectionately named my coworkers) encouraging me to look out the window. Sure enough big, FAT flakes were falling down from the sky. At that time Husband called me to make sure I wasn’t missing our first snowfall. As strange as it may seem to many of you, seeing the snow made my day. Thankfully, the snow started back up that night so I could take a short stroll through the beautiful white fluff.
After all of that, you can imagine my excitement to learn that we are expecting huge snowstorms in the next couple of days. Starting tomorrow morning, NYC will hopefully be covered in a blanket of white snow.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Surprise Cake Gone Wrong
It took me a minute to get this, so make sure you read the story under the picture. Rumor is that really did happen, and this is a real cake from Walmart. This cake was a surprise from someone leaving a job at an insurance claims office.

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: "Hello, Walmart, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I want to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"
Customer: "'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you.'"
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
White Cold Stuff

I walked home tonight in the snow. I learned a shocking truth: snow is really cold. It is a new lifestyle to walk inside and try to brush all that white stuff out of my hair, off my coat, off my glasses, out of my eyebrows, off my shoes, and out of my collar.
Upon entering our apartment, I was greeted by Wife as she sat gazing out the window, clapping and squealing, "Look at all the pretty snow." It takes very little to entertain us, which is quite fortunate because this little bit of snow will undoubtedly have melted when we awake.
Monday, December 15, 2008
The Song of My Life: I'm Billing Time
Sung to the tune of Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time," it feature hilarious, but true, lyrics such as:
If you come to my office or call my phone,
I'm billing time.
If you stop me at parties to whine and moan,
I'm billing time.
If I think of you when I am all alone,
I'm billing time.
If you're late for appointments,
I will be waiting and billing time.
(Actually, I don't bill my time for when I think of the client when I'm all alone...generally).
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Carnegie Deli

The good news is that the client I was working on bought me dinner from Carnegie Deli. Carnegie Deli is known for their outstanding sandwiches, but they are also known for their ridiculous prices (it's a bit of a tourist trap).
Soon after Wife and I arrived in New York, we walked by Carnegie Deli as an angry patron was screaming about how he just paid $45 for a burger, fries, and soda. That was the last time Wife and I contemplated eating there. Well, today my client bought me one of their corned beef sandwiches (one of the things they are particularly they are famous for).
I thought the tales of the size of their sandwiches were exaggerated - they are not.
For those concerned with the cost, this sandwich only set the client back a mere $14.95.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Getting in the Holiday Spirit

We started out going to see the famous tree at Rockefeller Center. Here's my summary of that experience: ridiculously, freakishly, insanely crowded. That's all I have to say about that.
We moved over to another crowded area to see displays at Saks Fifth Avenue, which was probably the most impressive portion of the evening. Last week, we spent plenty of time enjoying the Macy's holiday experience. Frankly, Saks probably beats them.
Last year, Wife desperately wanted to see the laser-light show at Grand Central Station. Unfortunately we didn't make it last year, so we decided to stay her permanently just so we could experience the light show. Wow...that was overrated.
Finally, we perused over to Bryant Park to see the tree, watch ice skaters, and browse all the little holiday shops. This evening, we started getting our first snow flakes. All we need is a white Christmas to make the scene complete. Without a doubt, nobody does holiday spirit like New York City.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Our Inside Joke with Sam Waterston
Early in his career, Waterston played the title role in Shakespeare in the Park's rendition of Hamlet. This year, Shakespeare in the Park once again performed the same play. Again, Waterston played a leading role - but in 2008 he was too old to play Hamlet, so he instead starred as Polonius.
This summer, Wife and I had the privilage of watching Waterston's memorable performance, where we learned that Waterston may be too old to play Hamlet, but he's still more than capable being the star of the show.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Advising the Mayor

On an unrelated note: Do not send Christmas cards to any address except our NEW address (August '08). Anything sent to any other address will NOT be forwarded. If you need our new email address, shoot us an email and we will be happy to send it to you.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
The Bar Exam: The Results Are In!
Friday was an exciting day for our household. Mid-afternoon on Friday, we learned that Husband passed the New York Bar Exam. I am so proud of Husband for this accomplishment. This is the second Bar Exam that he has passed (and, hopefully, the last exam he will ever have to take).
Earlier in the week Husband learned that the results would be posted at 9:00 AM on Friday morning. Husband and I are usually the first ones in our respective offices every day, but Friday we both decided to go in late and wait for the results to be posted. The anticipation was mounting as we waited for the results. There was one major problem. Apparently the New York Bar Examiners didn’t anticipate that over 15,000 eager soon-to-be lawyers would be all logging on to check their results at the same time. As soon as the results were posted, the website went into overload and began to crash. Needless to say we kept trying to check the results, but we couldn’t gain access to the website. After about 15 minutes of trying, we decided we better get to work.
At work we both continued to try to gain access in between meetings and actually get our work done. Mid-afternoon I was finally successful in gaining access to the website to Husband’s results. I quickly called him and read to him that The New York Bar Examiners would like to congratulate him on passing the New York Bar Exam. I was thrilled and couldn’t help telling everyone I knew of this great accomplishment! He has worked so hard over these last several years and I am so proud of him.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Debriefing After Our Formal
The celebrities were out in force. It looked to me like there were a handful of A-listers everyone wanted to greet, several handfuls of B-listers who were relatively popular throughout the night, and a ton of C and D-listers desperately trying to be seen. I'm not going to run down the list of whom was there (two reasons:first I don't want to drop all those names; second, I really didn't recognize most of them).
There is one name I will drop: the main entertainment for the night was Jay-Z. If you know me, you know that I am way, way too white and nerdy to be down with Jay-Z, but he did an outstanding job. Why was I so impressed? First, he kept it extremely clean (not something I would usually associate with him). Second, everyone from the young socialites to the old rich snobs seemed to really enjoy him. Third, there are some performers who are so talented, that even when their skills are not quite your cup of tea, you need to sit back and admit that they have real talent - that is exactly how I felt.
I have no idea when, or if, we will be invited to another event like this again, but we have our formal duds ready to go next time we get the call.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Our Surprise Formal

Within two hours of getting the news, Wife had found a new formal gown (she can describe it better than I can, and she would explain that it is not really a "gown" - it's a dress for formal events. Use your imagination). This morning, I bought a tuxedo, which is not something I ever planned on owning, but I figure that if I just wear it two or three times purchasing tux is a better deal than renting one (and I am told I will definitely wear it at least a couple times a year).
* When speaking of work-related matters, I will just call myself "Associate." I can't imagine writing, "and Partner said, 'Husband'..."
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Bragging About Wife
Monday, October 6, 2008
Security
Saturday, October 4, 2008
I Love Cheap Food
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Coming Soon to a Theater/Televison Near You
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Not Dead Yet
I am not sure of the purpose and direction of this blog anymore, which is a problem since I am the primary author. Wife and I started this blog just a year ago when we were beginning a nine-month excursion in Manhattan. Countless family members and friends asked us to keep them appraised of our adventures. With that in mind, Wife and I thought the blog would be a good way to chronicle our year in NYC, both for others and ourselves. But something happened along during our year here: New York City went from being an exciting adventure, to simply being our home. Our status suddenly changed from "tourist" to "domiciliary."
Wife and I feel unsure of how to proceed with the blog. We have never intended to have an public online journal to share the private details of our lives. But we do enjoy the interaction with family and friends through the blog (primarily through Linda's comments and other's emails).
Another complication about writing on the blog: our lives are suddenly rather boring. Well, at least the information we can share is boring. Wife would love to share about new products and advertising campaigns that you will soon see from her clients - but she can't. I have an urge to share interesting stories about companies you're familiar with, but that is a complete taboo. So, we're not too sure what to talk about. We don't feel like sharing editorial commentary on politics. There is really no reason to share our opinion on the news of the day. Most of the readers have no interest in reading theological analysis.
A story I can share: not long ago I was going to work, getting ready to walk into our skyscraper. I noticed several television crews nearby, but I thought nothing of it. As I walked up to the building, I was stunned when a microphone was shoved into my face, a camera pushed into my path, and a reporting asking for comment regarding news of the day. I was taken completely off guard, but responded as coolly as I could, "No comment." I didn't bother telling the reporter that I had no comment because I had absolutely nothing intelligent to share on the subject. Even so, it was nice to be asked my opinion.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Experiencing Greenwich Village: Washington Square Park

While Washington Square Park is well known around the world, few actually know the history of the park. the park is named for George Washington, who served as Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army during the Revolutionary War and presided over the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia in 1787. On April 30, 1789, six years after the victory of the colonists, Washington was inaugurated in New York City as the first President of the United States.
The parkland was once a marsh fed by Minetta Brook. It was located near an Indian village known as Sapokanikan or “Tobacco Field.” In 1797 the Common Council acquired the land for use as a Potter's Field or common burial ground. The field was also used for public executions, giving rise to the tale of the Hangman’s Elm which stands in the northwest corner of the park (on a side note, the death penalty is now banned in New York).

The site was used as the Washington Military Parade Ground in 1826, and became a public park in 1827. Following this designation, a number of wealthy and prominent families, escaping the disease and congestion of downtown Manhattan, moved into the area and built the distinguished Greek Revival mansions that still line the square’s north side. One of these provided the setting for Henry James’ 1880 novel, Washington Square. In 1835, the park also hosted the first public demonstration of the telegraph by Samuel F.B. Morse, a professor at New York University,

Soon after the creation of the Department of Public Parks in 1870, the square was redesigned and improved by M.A. Kellogg, Engineer-in-Chief, and I.A. Pilat, Chief Landscape Gardener. The marble Washington Arch was built between the years 1890 and 1892 to replace the popular wooden arch erected in 1889 to commemorate the centennial of Washington’s inauguration. The architect Stanford White modeled both structures on the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. Two statues of Washington were installed on the north face of the arch in 1918, Washington as Commander-in-Chief, Accompanied by Fame and Valor by Hermon MacNeil, and Washington as President, Accompanied by Wisdom and Justice by Alexander Stirling Calder.
Other monuments in this park are J.Q.A. Ward’s bust of steel manufacturer Alexander Lyman Holley (1890), Giovanni Turini’s statue of Italian nationalist leader Giuseppe Garibaldi (1888), a World War I flagpole, and the central fountain which was moved here from Fifth Avenue and 59th Street in the mid 1870s.

Use of public space in Washington Square Park has also been redefined throughout the 20th century. Fifth Avenue ran through the arch until 1964 when the park was redesigned and closed to traffic at the insistence of Village residents. With the addition of bocce courts, game tables, and playgrounds, the park has become an internationally known meeting ground for students, local residents, tourists, chess players, and performers.
(Information from NYC Government Parks Department)
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Exploring Greenwich Village: Bleecker Street
Here are a random list of interesting cultural references to our beloved Bleecker Street.
* 11th and Bleecker is mentioned in New Line Home Entertainment's 1990 production of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
* Japanese pop superstar Ayumi Hamasaki visited Bleecker Street during recording of her (miss)understood album. The pictures were later published in Hamasaki's famous "Deji Deji Diary" that is published in each issue of ViVi Magazine.
* Bleecker Street is the name of a trail at Hunter Mountain.
* The Saint of Bleecker Street, an opera by American composer Gian Carlo Menotti, earned him the Pulitzer Prize for Music in 1955.
* Long-running television series Friends featured Bleecker Street signposts in several cut-scenes.
* Humorous web comic Alien Loves Predator features Bleecker Street in some episodes and also on an "AlP" T-Shirt.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the Steely Dan song "Almost Gothic" from the album Two Against Nature.
* Simon and Garfunkel have a song titled "Bleecker Street" on their album Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M.
* Bruce Springsteen, frequent visitor of the Bleecker Street club Cafe Wha?, says "Cat somehow lost his baby down on Bleecker Street" in his song "Kitty's Back" off his album The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the song "Punkrocker", featuring Iggy Pop, by The Teddybears.
* Bleecker Street is referenced in Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, notably in The Wolves of the Calla.
* Doctor Strange’s Sanctum Sanctorum is located at 177A Bleecker Street.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the song "New Amsterdam" by the band Travis.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the songs "Cindy's Cryin'" and "Phil" by Tom Paxton.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the song "What Do You Know About Love?" by Lloyd Cole.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the song "Underground Town" by ska band The Toasters.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the song "New York Girls" (aka Can You Dance The Polka) by British folk rock band Steeleye Span.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the song "Bleecker Street" by Joie Blaney of Joie/Dead Blonde Girlfriend.
* Much of the 2007 film No Reservations (starring Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aaron Eckhart) is set in a restaurant on the corner of Bleecker and Charles streets. The name of their fictitious restaurant is 22 Bleecker.
* In The WB series What I Like About You, Holly and Valerie live in an apartment on Bleecker Street.
* Bleecker Street is mentioned in the song "Tin Angel" by Joni Mitchell (on her 1969 album Clouds), and in her "Song for Sharon" from the album Hejira.
* The Marc Jacobs store on Bleecker Street is mentioned in the novel Bergdorf Blondes by Plum Sykes as hangout for emaciated young women.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Exploring Greenwich Village - Coffee Shops
Coffee in something I have always refused to do. Here in
J & B Coffee
Monday, August 11, 2008
Exploring Greenwich Village: The Cage

According to the Village Voice:
“The
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Exploring Greenwich Village: Hallel Food
Earlier this year Wife and I were on our way to Chinatown to grab dinner when Wife commented, "Lamb sure does sound good." As we headed to the subway tunnel, I spotted a sign, "Lamb on a Pita $3." I turned to Wife and asked her if she wanted to try it. She immediately,

Since that first chance encounter, wife and I have visited this vendor several times. After our second visit, the owner knew us and had our order memorized. The service is fast and friendly, the food is excellent.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Shaq Likes My Hood
Friday, August 8, 2008
Experiencing Greenwich Village: Falafel
Falafel is made from fava beans or chickpeas (or a combination of the two). The Egyptian variation uses fava beans, while other variations generally use chickpeas. Chickpea falafels are served across the Middle East, particularly in Israel, and have been popularized by expatriates of those countries living abroad. The beans used for falafel are soaked, then ground with the addition of a small quantity of onion, parsley, spices, and then deep fried.
The chickpea has an amazing history of its own. The chickpea was used as a food item in Palestine before 4000 BC, and was a common street dish in ancient Rome. Historians note that the chickpea was one of the earliest crops cultivated in Mesopotamia. Archeological evidence identifies chickpeas in the Sumerian diet before 2500 BC.

Falafel is generally served in a pita (either inside the pita, which acts as a pocket, or wrapped in a flat pita). The falafel balls, whole or crushed, are topped with "salads," consisting of lettuce, tomato, onion, and often a little carrot and purple cabbage. A wonderful sause, called, tehina, is then drizzled over the top. To add a bit of a kick, I then pour hot sause over the top
While falafel sandwhiches are amazing by themselves, what makes them absolutely amazing is paying an extra fifty cents and having a few scoops of humas smothered inside the pita before the other ingredients are added. This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite meals of all time (an opinion which Wife does not share).
When walking through Greenwich Village, you will find countless places that want to sell you a falafel - but there is one shop that stands head and shoulders above the rest: Mamoun's Falafel.

119 MacDougal St
New York, NY 10012
212-674-8685
Open 365 Days A Year
Open 11am - 5am Everyday
Thursday, August 7, 2008
God Bless Airlines
Experiencing Greenwich Village: The Pizzeria

After we lived in the village for a couple of weeks, a coupon for the Pizzeria was delivered to our apartment. It was close, just around the corner on MacDougal, and it was cheap. For about eight bucks, we could get a whole pizza with three toppings (an amazing deal here in NY). Wife and I ordered our pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and olives - we agreed it was amazing. Not only do we get a great, quick meal, but we had leftovers for the rest of the week. We liked the pizza so much we picked up another coupon (or fifty).
While their whole pie is very good, the Pizzaria's slices are amazing. I found these slices earlier this year when I was studying for long hours and needed something quick. For two dollars and change, the Pizzeria provides a huge slice of pizza and a drink with free refills (one of the very, very few places that provides free refills in New York). To prove yourself a true New Yorker, you need to shake on some parmasian cheese, crushed red peppers, and then pour on some hot sauce. Then fold the slice over and enjoy. The slices here are absolutely amazing.
For those who aren't familiar with the Manhattan slice, what most pizzerias do is to bake their huge pizzas about 2/3 of the way. When a customer orders a slice, they then throw the slice into the oven to finish off the cooking process. Every customer gets a steaming hot slice that is simply out of this world.
New Yorkers love to argue about the best pizza parlors - but for my money, when I just want a slice, I run to the Pizzeria on MacDougal Street. It's cheap, it's quick, and it's very good.
Visit the Pizzeria's website HERE.