Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tax Jokes for Tax Day

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, your accountant gets your money.


A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing something right.


A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 [knowing my own hidden secrets] and Psalm 52:3-4 [lies and deceit], a man wrote the following letter to the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a check for $1,500. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest."

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