Wife got some nice, ego-boosting news today: she got a job offer from the employer that was her second choice. Though this is an incredible position at a wonderful company, Wife has already accepted the job that was her first choice. I think she ought to have written a rejection letter that looks something like this (this is funnier if you know who made the offer, but Wife said I can’t reveal that tidbit):
Dear Employer:
Thank you for your offer of employment. Due to the large number of highly qualified employers contending for my services, competition was extremely intense. Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that your offer of employment was not successful.
I wish Employer the best of luck in its future endeavors.
Sincerely,
Wife
Update: Wife just read this post and sent me the following email: "Ummm...my email to Employer sounded pretty much just like that."
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Actually, the email didn't sound that conceited and there were additional lines about enjoying meeting them, best of luck in their continued search, yada, yada, yada.
Wow. I got that letter a couple of weeks ago...
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